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Translation: The German Foreign Office has issued an official travel warning for Norway. It will take effect as soon as Trump wakes up.
 
From a French Canadian satire TV show, they talk about Trump as a new peacemaker. In the video, from 1:45 to 4:05, they made a montage showing the "licking session" Trump was offered by leaders across the world. No need to understand French, the inserted cat videos licking each other say it all!

But two stand out: The French president who goes into a "hand war" with Trump, and the Canadian Prime Minister who, at 3:00, refuses to submit to the "thumbs up" pose and ends his handshake with a finger gun! I'm so proud of my leader!

 
From a French Canadian satire TV show, they talk about Trump as a new peacemaker. In the video, from 1:45 to 4:05, they made a montage showing the "licking session" Trump was offered by leaders across the world. No need to understand French, the inserted cat videos licking each other say it all!

But two stand out: The French president who goes into a "hand war" with Trump, and the Canadian Prime Minister who, at 3:00, refuses to submit to the "thumbs up" pose and ends his handshake with a finger gun! I'm so proud of my leader!


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Trump declares New York a nuclear weapons testing ground​


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Washington, D.C., New York (dpo) – Last week, President Donald Trump announced that the U.S. intends to resume nuclear weapons tests. Today, he finally provided more specifics regarding the location and timing: in New York State, ideally today.

"China is testing, Russia is testing, we need to test too," Trump declared, holding the already opened nuclear briefcase in front of him. "New York City is the best place. I made that decision spontaneously today after seeing the election results on FOX. We will aim a nuclear missile at the city and launch it as soon as possible."
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Source: https://www.der-postillon.com/2025/11/new-york-atomwaffentests.html

 
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Putin: Soon, it will be four years since I conquered Kiev in three days.
Trump: Soon, it will be one year since I ended this war within 24 hours.
 
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Translation:

Ms. von der Leyen,

You are hereby a prisoner of the USA! Charge: Leading an organization directed against the USA!
 

The US government classifies unarmed mothers as a terrorist organization​


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Washington (dpo) – Following the fatal shooting of Renee Good by an ICE agent in Minneapolis, the US government is now taking action: Effective immediately, Donald Trump today declared unarmed mothers a terrorist organization and a threat to national security.

"You can't trust unarmed mothers," Trump declared. "They don't carry guns, they have children, they drive cars. Why don't they carry guns? Do they want to make us look bad if ICE agents shoot them? Why do they have children? Do they want to make us look bad if ICE agents shoot them? Why do they have stuffed animals in the glove compartment? Do they want to make us look bad if ICE agents shoot them? Why do they drive cars? Do they want to drive away from our ICE agents so they don't get shot? Why would they want to do that if they have nothing to hide?"

All US security agencies should therefore immediately focus on removing unarmed women from the streets. "Even with firearms," Trump said. "We can't afford to show any undue consideration here. That's why our people here are getting absolute immunity."

The United States will not rest, Trump declared, until all children of unarmed mothers are orphaned.

Source: https://www.der-postillon.com/2026/01/usa-ice.html
 
I love this one:

Vienna Academy of Fine Arts offers Donald Trump a place to study​


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They don't want to be guilty again!
Source: https://www.der-postillon.com/2026/01/wiener-kunstakademie.html

Since 1906, Hitler had wanted to become a painter and later used this professional title. He considered himself a misunderstood artist throughout his life. In October 1907, he unsuccessfully applied to study art at the General Painting School of the Vienna Academy of Fine Arts.
 
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Translation:

Ornithologists have discovered a new bird species in Greenland: the common trumpling, a vicious nest predator.


My source:
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If Trump is pissed off at Norway about not getting his fake Peace Prize, why is it Greenland he wants in retribution (which is Danish) and not Svalbard (which is Norwegian) and which would seem to be even more threatened by Russia conquest it than Greenland?
 

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